Your age by Chocolate Math

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

The Art of French Kissing

Tips from the Kissing Expert..haha.

Hmm where can i start from. See basically French kissing involves tongue contact, and there's really no right or wrong way to do it. But there certainly are plenty of preferences! You can ask ur loved one which one they prefer...so u can keep on experimenting.

• Look into ur patner's eyes with utmost love ....something that wud make them melt in ur arms..or sweep them off their feet...draw them closer to your mouth and then lick your patner's lips, then slide ur tongue into ur patner's mouth
• "Wrestle" with your partner’s tongue. Swirl ur tongue around his/hers. Playfully lick the very tip of your partner’s tongue.
  
• Tell your partner to stick out his or her tongue, then lick it.
  
• Repeatedly lick your partner’s tongue while it’s still in your partner’s mouth.
  
• Lick the palete of your partner’s mouth to give a lil tickling sensation.
  
• Gently, then vigorously, suck your partner’s tongue.
  
• Gently chew your partner’s tongue with your lips.
  
• Explore your partner’s mouth with your tongue as if you were searching for something.

Tongue tips for boyz :

• Slow down! Your tongue doesn’t have to dart furiously in and out of her mouth. Take your time. Tease a bit. Let her get her tongue in your mouth once in awhile.
  
• French Kissing is fun if it’s soft, sensual, and intimate.it should not be slobbering or deep throat. Gentle, delicate French kisses deepen intimacy.
• And pls do not burp mid-way...haha...so see that no aerated drinks be4 kissing.

Tongue tips for gurlz :

• Act vulnerable..guys think it's a great turn on.
• Put more passion into your French kisses. Touch them with your hands if they are free.
  
• Just get into it and breathe through your nose if you have to, or breathe through the corner of your mouth.

The Do’s and Don’ts of French Kissing

Some basic tips to help ANYONE perfect his or her own French kissing style.

Do's :

1. Take an active part in the kiss. Push your tongue into your partner’s mouth. It may feel funny at first, but you’ll get over your shyness in no time.
   
2. Take a passive part at times. When your partner pushes his or her tongue into your mouth, relax and enjoy the sensation, meeting him or her with your tongue.
3. Breathe through your nose so that you can prolong the kiss.
4. Close your eyes now and then so that you can concentrate on the feelings.
5. Utter little inarticulate cries and moans to communicate some of your excitement to your partner. It makes a big difference..believe me..it will boost both ur egos and confidence level.
6. Explore each and every part of your partner’s mouth, such as the inside of the cheeks, the teeth, the region under the tongue, and the palatglossal arch at the side of the back of the mouth. Your main interest, of course, will be your partner’s tongue because it will feel so sinfully soft and will respond to your every move and touch.

Don't:

1. Be afraid of tongue contact. Some people get shy when they encounter their partner’s tongue. You must overcome this bashfulness.
2. Don’t press your lips together tightly, because this makes the French kiss impossible.
3. Gag.
   
4. Get nervous if you feel your head swimming and your nerves tingling. It happens to even the most experienced kissers.
   
5. Chew gum. Gum will only interfere with the kiss and with the sensations you will feel. Besides, gum doesn’t feel as good as the inside of your partner’s mouth, does it? If you do this kiss properly, with an empty mouth, you’ll feel that your souls are merging.(did u knw that the french kiss is also called the Soul kiss??) Do you really want to spoil that sensation with a wad of chewing gum?
6. Overdo it. Many people report that they like French kissing so much that they do it for an hour or more nonstop. freakin...haha..But, remember as with anything else, too much of a good thing can be counterproductive. If you tongue-kiss an hour without stopping you’re bound to decrease your pleasure the next time you kiss. There will be no more suprises.The solution is to take a short break every five or ten minutes. Chat with your partner. Have a glass of water or some candy.

And incase you dnt like the technique he or she uses while kissing. please do tell them.Unless you tell him/he, he/she is not going to know. The next time he/she kisses you, after you've finished the kiss, let him/her know that you would like to try kissing differently. Be sincere about it. When he/she asks you how, tell him/her nicely and calmly how you would like to be kissed. Don't get mad or frustrated with him/her. Communication is the key to a strong and healthy relationship. If you don't like French kissing tell him/her! There's nothing wrong with not liking it. Many people don't like it or are not ready for it. Remember: be sincere, don't put ur patner down or the way he/she kisses, and let him/her know exactly what you'd like.

finally i think i touched everything...yeh try new ways....ways u have created too..There’s nothing like a French kiss with a peppermint-flavored tongue or a cherry-flavored mouth. i happen to like both the flavours...haha...And yeh my fav...dnt forget coffeee...mmmmmmmmmmm...

sigh i wish sumbody wud kiss me that way...sob sob..You burn 26 calories in a 1 minute kiss...so happy kissing...buh-bye

laters

amchi mumbai

Ever wonder how Mumbai seems to be chocking these days despite the effort made by the BMC. With increase in population and pollution, what can be done to make Mumbai breathe fresh air again…it often makes me get lost in thoughts. Ppl live here, earn here, and then complain abt the city which has given them so much... If u dont like the city...no one forces u to stay.
Just yesterday i met an aunt of mine who was complaining bout how mumbai is really a mess. But really do these people who complain so much believe in action. Tell me are you aware of any clubs which ensure the greenery of Mumbai is maintained.How many of you can join hands with me, for that. If we can replant trees and ensure their healthy growth, work out with the government for pollution control, we can make Mumbai a better place to live with all its limitations.
Remember most of the world's biggest cities had this problem too but a few people's efforts have changed things now. Passing on the streets I can see a lot of space that could have easily accumulated a tree.There is a phrase that "Rome was'nt built in a day"...similarily this is going to take long but it would be worth our effort. After all it is for our benefit only. And we would be able to live much healthier lives. ppl complain abt pollution ..why dont those ppl plant a tree on each bday, anniversary per se.if we start thinking in these small scale level ...it will b all green again in no time.
The vehicular population is also increasing day by day, but no one cares.There's practically no place for parking. sigh. while driving u can see ppl coming from 8 directions trying to wriggle thru n creating more chaos. And i just bought a new scooter. And i learnt to ride it and it's totally awesome.And i go speeding sumtimes during early mornings..can't wait till i get my lisence. oh olrite sry got carried away...back to what i was telling you'll.ok one more thing now-a-days banks are giving loans with very low interest and installment basis that is why people are just tempted to buy scooters, bikes and cars even though they can't pay for it later. In Mumbai you can evn find slum ppl having cars. But what happens when they can't pay for it later?? The bank sends goondas to get the money back under any conditions or they take the car back....and those ppl simply at all have to face embaressment from society.
People are just busy making money and turning a deaf ear to the goverments efforts to improve conditions in Mumbai and all thats known to them is complaining..gets me so mad at times.I hate when someone criticizes sumthing thats mine. And this is my city. And however it maybe i still love it.
Roads with potholes, rapes, pollution, slums, speeding vehicles, pileing garbage, choking lakes ... the ppl themselves hardly care. All they know, is the blame game. why no protests for the sad state of the city n traffice. All they can protest abt is ban hindi/eng films and ban ppl from coming here. Is it a solution? y dont those ppl come up n do sumthing realistic rather than only speakin hollow words. Pls before u start complaining and start eating my head just get together n do something. Start by forming an association of local ppl, maintain clean parks, eliminate waste in the proper manner rather than throwing it here and there, protect tress plant more... get your development and transport minister to improve the roads and many other things you cud do.

until then...laters...

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN

For Example : RON
R You are a social butterfly
O You are very open-minded.
N You like to work, but you always want a break
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A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone