Happy Friendship Day Guys!!! mwaaah

Somewhere between the * procrastination* and the homework ..
and the incessant forwards
and the friendships and the calls
to each other complaining about CrUsHeS and
BF/GF!! Somewhere between the phone calls to old
friends and the "I miss you's ", the "I love you's" and
the " What are we doing tonight's?" And somewhere
between all of the changing and gro wing ...
somewhere between the classes and the skipping
classes...and the StUdYiNg for teStS ...And the
PRETENDING to "StUdY" for TeStS...
And the downright NOT StUdYiNg for TeStS...
I forgot--I forgot what ScHooL was all about.


Somewhere between all the appointments, starbuck coffee ,
and Mc Donald's... paying bills and then not paying bills ...
Making plans then breaking plans ... Appearing, Disappearing,
then reappearing... I forgot--I forgot what it was like to cry.
I forgot that pretending to be happy doesn't make you
happy ... And that pretending to
be SmArT doesn't make you smart .. I forgot
that you can't just forget the past in
fear of the FUTURE... I forgot that you
can't control falling in Lo Ve..
And that you can't make yourself fall in *LoVe*
.... I learned that I can LOVE... I
learned that it's okay to MEsS UP....
And it's okay to ask for HELP!!!.. And it's
okay to feel like crap... I learned it's okay to cOmPLaiN
and wHINe to all your friends for a whole day........
I learned that sometimes the things you want
most you just can't have and the things that
you look for are right in front of you.
I learned that the greatest thing about
HiGh ScHOoL and CoLLeGe and the working world
it isn't about the parties or the
DRiNKiNG or the Hookups ...

It's the *FrIeNdShIpS*, which means taking chances.
I learned that sometimes the things we want to forget
are the things which we most need to talk about...
I learned that TIME and LOVE can heal all things...
I learned that just when you think it can't get worse - it does! ...
but with the love and support of friends - you survive ...
I've learned that when you start feeling BaD
about L O S I N G touch and about those that you've lost!
They too, are feeling the same way. ...

I learned that letters from friends are the
most important things. And that sending cards to your
friends makes you feel better! But, basically, I just learned
that my friends........ Both old and new ..... are the most important
people to me in the world AND.......without them, I wouldn't be who
I am today.....


So this is a THANK YOU to all of my friends...
For always being there. And even if we're not on good terms
or we have lost touch... I will always have an unconditional
love for you.. ~Always and forever ~

FWDS FWDS FWDS!!!

*I wanted to thank all my friends family and STRANGERS who have

forwarded chain letters to me in 2004 & 2005 & 2006*

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes.I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number
and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any boy, no matter how hot he is, for fear that
he will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me whenI
participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. now most of those 'Wishes' are already
married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:


If you do not copy this and send it to at least 19999999999 people in the
next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30 pm

Have nice day!!!

boredom

Ever wondered how many times in an avg day you can get bored...when there's nothing worthwhile to watch on television or no new song thats up on the radio and u've played all those games and so u cuddle up and just while away those hours staring blankly.
well worry no more coz i've got a gr8 site to accompany u when ur bored.http://www.i-am-bored.com/
http://www.scrolllock.nl/home.cfm

Kiss Your Ice Goodbye

Last week i happened to make a trip to pune.And there i was fortunate to catch the first day last show of Ice Age 2 - The Melt down. We happened to go to E-Sqaure to catch the movie. So after having our dinner,we left at 11:10 to reach our destination and catch the 11;30pm show.:) . It was awesome not having ur parents arnd.Well anywayz i'm goin to give my view on the movie. so here goes.
There are several aspects of this film that I found extremely enjoyable: Its terrific animation, the beautiful vocal performances of all the actors involved, and its irresistible imaginative charm. Usually in Hollywood they start with an inventive film with a gud storyline, earn pots of money and water down the idea through sequels, until the cash dies. This is especially common in animation, where young audiences can be exploited almost endlessly. Fox has reversed the process with "Ice Age." This baby's got more fun, topicality, intelligence and appeal.There are some wonderful moments of nutty entertainment, some truly wacky moments, such as the the sacrificial fire pit and the vulture "food" numbers. Sloth is still my fav character in Ice Age purely because he manages to make me laugh at nearly everything he says... I mean he just looks funny. It's a total laugh riot and an ecological message is wonderfully blended in...This is the funniest part:
Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manny: Diego. No contest.
Ellie: Manny, you can't pick favorites with your kids!
Manny: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If my dog had a kid, and that kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid: Manny, can I have a dog?
Manny: No
Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie: Sure, sweetie.
Manny: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them!
I really enjoyed the movie...now it's ur turn...
until then.
laters..

Your age by Chocolate Math

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....If you haven't, add 1755.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

The Art of French Kissing

Tips from the Kissing Expert..haha.

Hmm where can i start from. See basically French kissing involves tongue contact, and there's really no right or wrong way to do it. But there certainly are plenty of preferences! You can ask ur loved one which one they prefer...so u can keep on experimenting.

• Look into ur patner's eyes with utmost love ....something that wud make them melt in ur arms..or sweep them off their feet...draw them closer to your mouth and then lick your patner's lips, then slide ur tongue into ur patner's mouth
• "Wrestle" with your partner’s tongue. Swirl ur tongue around his/hers. Playfully lick the very tip of your partner’s tongue.
  
• Tell your partner to stick out his or her tongue, then lick it.
  
• Repeatedly lick your partner’s tongue while it’s still in your partner’s mouth.
  
• Lick the palete of your partner’s mouth to give a lil tickling sensation.
  
• Gently, then vigorously, suck your partner’s tongue.
  
• Gently chew your partner’s tongue with your lips.
  
• Explore your partner’s mouth with your tongue as if you were searching for something.

Tongue tips for boyz :

• Slow down! Your tongue doesn’t have to dart furiously in and out of her mouth. Take your time. Tease a bit. Let her get her tongue in your mouth once in awhile.
  
• French Kissing is fun if it’s soft, sensual, and intimate.it should not be slobbering or deep throat. Gentle, delicate French kisses deepen intimacy.
• And pls do not burp mid-way...haha...so see that no aerated drinks be4 kissing.

Tongue tips for gurlz :

• Act vulnerable..guys think it's a great turn on.
• Put more passion into your French kisses. Touch them with your hands if they are free.
  
• Just get into it and breathe through your nose if you have to, or breathe through the corner of your mouth.

The Do’s and Don’ts of French Kissing

Some basic tips to help ANYONE perfect his or her own French kissing style.

Do's :

1. Take an active part in the kiss. Push your tongue into your partner’s mouth. It may feel funny at first, but you’ll get over your shyness in no time.
   
2. Take a passive part at times. When your partner pushes his or her tongue into your mouth, relax and enjoy the sensation, meeting him or her with your tongue.
3. Breathe through your nose so that you can prolong the kiss.
4. Close your eyes now and then so that you can concentrate on the feelings.
5. Utter little inarticulate cries and moans to communicate some of your excitement to your partner. It makes a big difference..believe me..it will boost both ur egos and confidence level.
6. Explore each and every part of your partner’s mouth, such as the inside of the cheeks, the teeth, the region under the tongue, and the palatglossal arch at the side of the back of the mouth. Your main interest, of course, will be your partner’s tongue because it will feel so sinfully soft and will respond to your every move and touch.

Don't:

1. Be afraid of tongue contact. Some people get shy when they encounter their partner’s tongue. You must overcome this bashfulness.
2. Don’t press your lips together tightly, because this makes the French kiss impossible.
3. Gag.
   
4. Get nervous if you feel your head swimming and your nerves tingling. It happens to even the most experienced kissers.
   
5. Chew gum. Gum will only interfere with the kiss and with the sensations you will feel. Besides, gum doesn’t feel as good as the inside of your partner’s mouth, does it? If you do this kiss properly, with an empty mouth, you’ll feel that your souls are merging.(did u knw that the french kiss is also called the Soul kiss??) Do you really want to spoil that sensation with a wad of chewing gum?
6. Overdo it. Many people report that they like French kissing so much that they do it for an hour or more nonstop. freakin...haha..But, remember as with anything else, too much of a good thing can be counterproductive. If you tongue-kiss an hour without stopping you’re bound to decrease your pleasure the next time you kiss. There will be no more suprises.The solution is to take a short break every five or ten minutes. Chat with your partner. Have a glass of water or some candy.

And incase you dnt like the technique he or she uses while kissing. please do tell them.Unless you tell him/he, he/she is not going to know. The next time he/she kisses you, after you've finished the kiss, let him/her know that you would like to try kissing differently. Be sincere about it. When he/she asks you how, tell him/her nicely and calmly how you would like to be kissed. Don't get mad or frustrated with him/her. Communication is the key to a strong and healthy relationship. If you don't like French kissing tell him/her! There's nothing wrong with not liking it. Many people don't like it or are not ready for it. Remember: be sincere, don't put ur patner down or the way he/she kisses, and let him/her know exactly what you'd like.

finally i think i touched everything...yeh try new ways....ways u have created too..There’s nothing like a French kiss with a peppermint-flavored tongue or a cherry-flavored mouth. i happen to like both the flavours...haha...And yeh my fav...dnt forget coffeee...mmmmmmmmmmm...

sigh i wish sumbody wud kiss me that way...sob sob..You burn 26 calories in a 1 minute kiss...so happy kissing...buh-bye

laters

amchi mumbai

Ever wonder how Mumbai seems to be chocking these days despite the effort made by the BMC. With increase in population and pollution, what can be done to make Mumbai breathe fresh air again…it often makes me get lost in thoughts. Ppl live here, earn here, and then complain abt the city which has given them so much... If u dont like the city...no one forces u to stay.
Just yesterday i met an aunt of mine who was complaining bout how mumbai is really a mess. But really do these people who complain so much believe in action. Tell me are you aware of any clubs which ensure the greenery of Mumbai is maintained.How many of you can join hands with me, for that. If we can replant trees and ensure their healthy growth, work out with the government for pollution control, we can make Mumbai a better place to live with all its limitations.
Remember most of the world's biggest cities had this problem too but a few people's efforts have changed things now. Passing on the streets I can see a lot of space that could have easily accumulated a tree.There is a phrase that "Rome was'nt built in a day"...similarily this is going to take long but it would be worth our effort. After all it is for our benefit only. And we would be able to live much healthier lives. ppl complain abt pollution ..why dont those ppl plant a tree on each bday, anniversary per se.if we start thinking in these small scale level ...it will b all green again in no time.
The vehicular population is also increasing day by day, but no one cares.There's practically no place for parking. sigh. while driving u can see ppl coming from 8 directions trying to wriggle thru n creating more chaos. And i just bought a new scooter. And i learnt to ride it and it's totally awesome.And i go speeding sumtimes during early mornings..can't wait till i get my lisence. oh olrite sry got carried away...back to what i was telling you'll.ok one more thing now-a-days banks are giving loans with very low interest and installment basis that is why people are just tempted to buy scooters, bikes and cars even though they can't pay for it later. In Mumbai you can evn find slum ppl having cars. But what happens when they can't pay for it later?? The bank sends goondas to get the money back under any conditions or they take the car back....and those ppl simply at all have to face embaressment from society.
People are just busy making money and turning a deaf ear to the goverments efforts to improve conditions in Mumbai and all thats known to them is complaining..gets me so mad at times.I hate when someone criticizes sumthing thats mine. And this is my city. And however it maybe i still love it.
Roads with potholes, rapes, pollution, slums, speeding vehicles, pileing garbage, choking lakes ... the ppl themselves hardly care. All they know, is the blame game. why no protests for the sad state of the city n traffice. All they can protest abt is ban hindi/eng films and ban ppl from coming here. Is it a solution? y dont those ppl come up n do sumthing realistic rather than only speakin hollow words. Pls before u start complaining and start eating my head just get together n do something. Start by forming an association of local ppl, maintain clean parks, eliminate waste in the proper manner rather than throwing it here and there, protect tress plant more... get your development and transport minister to improve the roads and many other things you cud do.

until then...laters...

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN

For Example : RON
R You are a social butterfly
O You are very open-minded.
N You like to work, but you always want a break
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A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone

where is ur road leading too?? 

AAaaa.....i can see ur knickers...hahaha 

now wud'nt we wanna work here.. 

guess what!! i got my very own statue.. 

Life is not measured by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breaths away!!! 

is'nt he cute :) 

stories..

Today's Sunday..was pretty boring...yawn...had to go for sum youth meetings and then was lazying arnd for the whole day...well i'm too lazy to write anything today. just gonna copy paste sum stories.dunno if they are true but then good for reading.
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The air hostess, as she passed along the aisle of the plane on the transatlantic flight from Amsterdam to New York, she noticed that the baby, nestled between the couple who were asleep, didn't look very well, in fact it looked extremely ill. Not wanting to disturb anyone she gently lifted up the baby and took it back to her station. Feeling the baby's forehead, she found it was coldand with a sudden panic she realized that the infant was dead. Calling upon a doctor she knew to be on board, he examined the baby and confirmed that, not only was it dead, but it was embalmed. The child's body had been hollowed out and it was full of the drugs that the couple were trying to smuggle into the States.
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A young lady is alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken up by a strange sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, who licks her hand.She is reassured and goes back to sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog hungin the shower. Where the dog slept, she picks up a note which reads 'Humans can lick too,"
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A woman living in the city {Salt Lake} was visiting some friends in Ogden. When she got into her car in front of this friend's house, she noticed that a car started up right behind her car. It was about 2:00 in the morning, and there weren't any other cars on the road. After she had driven to the highway, she began to think that this car was following her. Some of the time he would drive up real close to her car, but he wouldn't ever pass. She was really scared to death and kept speeding to try to get away from him. When she got to Salt Lake, she started running stop lights to get away from him, but he would run right through them too. So when she got to her driveway she pulled in really fast, and this guy pulled in right behind her. She just laid on the horn, and her husband came running out. Just then,the guy jumped out of the car, and her husband ran over and said, 'What the hell's going' on here?" So he grabbed the guy, and his wife said, "This man's followed me all the way from Ogden." The man said, 'I followed your wife because I was going to work, and as I got into my car, I noticed when I turned my lights on, a man's head bob down in her back seat." So the husband went over to her back-seat, opened the door, and there was a deranged man sitting on the floor with a knife in his hand.
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In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd.The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed. She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale. And what was in the envelope? A note saying 'This is the last one I am sending you today,"
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Flex ur asking muscles!!

Have u ever wondered about the things you could get if you just asked.i mean for example maybe a promotion or that extra scoop of ice-cream or that bike from ur father ;) the last 2 egs are my experiences. Like that i can give you so many more examples but by now i guess you must have got what i'm trying to say.Many of us don't ask just coz we think that we wud be foolish..there is an old chinese saying that goes like this "He who asks maybe a fool for 5 mins. He who does'nt is a fool for a lifetime."
It makes me think of that advertisement i read in the classifieds."To the beautiful woman in a pink dress at Bandstand (Bandra) on Friday, March 24th @ 4 pm. You bumped into me in ur hurry to climb the rocks with your friends. I would love to meet and chat. contact me through this column or email me @ watever (his email address)"
Destiny had given this man an opportunity - possibly to meet the woman of his dreams and he had squandered it. And now after regretting that he "did not ask", he had to resort to placing an ad in the newspaper.
The more you ask , the more you get...ppl who know me very well know that this is my motto. And now i'm sharing it with u guys....take it or leave it. coz i surely benefitted a lot by this simple action of asking.But mind u it takes practice to get good at it...i've noticed a lot of people these days lack gutts. Success is a number's game.
Every arrow that hits the bull's eye is the result of one hundred misses.nobody is born perfect. You gotta try and try till you reach perfection. Over the coming weeks, flex ur asking muscles by asking for a better table at your favourite restaurent, for a free second scoop at your local ice-cream shop or for a complimentory upgrade on your next airline flight. You maybe suprised at the abundance that will flow into your life when you just ask sincerely for the things you want. Remember, the person who asks for what he wants at least has a chance of getting what he wants. The person who does not ask has no chance or loses his chance forever.
You can even go ask that gurl/guy you've been having a crush on, for a date...and who knows they might just say the golden word your ears are yearning for - "YES".
This lil secret of mine will surely boost ur confidence too...so wake up to a brand new you. :)
cheers...
laters

Snickers Rulz!!!

I am sitting here eating a bar of snickers coz i'm so hungry and thinking what to write in my blog today...And then it struck me, y not write on snickers. I mean we must have eaten it bout tons of times but how many of us really know the history of this amazingly yummy chocolate.

I love eating dark chocolate..mmmmmm... Snickers is one of the chocolate bars that I like.Correction make that LOVE. It's not dark chocolate but it's simply amazing. So here i go with it's history -Snickers actually are made by Mars. It was introduced to Mars range of products in 1930. Snickers was named after one of the horses that was owned by the family. In UK it was called Marathon until 1990 when the name was changed to Snickers.

Snickers has a layer of nougat which is like a paste, on top of this layer is a mixture of caramel and roasted peanuts and this is topped with milk chocolate that forms an outer layer.ok i'm already salivating....sry guys....but this is one chocolate i love a lot.. You get it in various sizes too...go have sum urself...

And if you wanna know the history of chocolates....well i'll post that sum other time....till then laters...

what i got for valentine's day..hehe 

my beloved 

Anatomy of "Live-In" relationships

Like any other thing in the world livin-in relationships too have their pro's and cons...as a young gurl i used to look forward into getting in a live-in relationship...who wud'nt after hearing all those jokes bout commitment and how the sacrement of marriage sucks.But as i grown i've realised something - it's a male dominated world in some matters no matter how much we women try.
I would like to point out, and very firmly too, that live-in relationships maybe a "fad" in the western world but thankfully it is "not catching" in India..The model of heterosexual, monogamous marriage is sanctioned by society, religion and the law as the only acceptable type of sexual relationship. We in India are so heavily socialized to believe in the ideals of monogamy and marriage that many ppl cannot even imagine any other option. Yeh right think bout ur parents forcing u'll to marry once u complete 25 yrs.
Yes, we do hear and see of a few, very few stray cases but on the whole the strong interwoven fabric of morality and family values that is our pride and strength, still prevails and will hopefully continue to do so.
This increasing trend of live-in relationships, best observed in the west, favours the male member in the relationship.It's like why buy a cow when milk is readily available?? There is no commitment on his part. But what about the female member in the live-in relationship?
Disillusionment with love, single motherhood, social unacceptability and many times, she maybe the receiver of sexually transmitted diseases topped by devastating AIDS.
And spare a thought for the children who are the "fruit"of such relationships - they are scarred and traumatized for life; unfortunate offspring of an unfortunate couple of an unfortunate relationship.
The main claim of live-in relationships is that it does not bind the partners with "chains" of marriage. Actually there exists no chains in marriage. It is threads, hundreads of tiny threads which sew ppl together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last -more than passion or even sex.