*I wanted to thank all my friends family and STRANGERS who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2004 & 2005 & 2006*
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes.I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone
will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number
and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any boy, no matter how hot he is, for fear that
he will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me whenI
participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana,
Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. now most of those 'Wishes' are already
married (to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not copy this and send it to at least 19999999999 people in the
next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30 pm
Have nice day!!!
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